Quotes from big brother

I saw my son grab a tape measure and a pen from the drawer. He then ran under the table, so I asked what are you doing? Going to write on something? big brother says" Yes, and if you can't see me its ok."  Wow, the things he comes up with! I had to snicker before going after him to get the pen.  I then decide to get a pc of cardboard out to let him draw on that while I watched him:-)  Kid's the come up with all kinds of things that make us laugh.